"An atonal nightmare of pretension."
I join Alex Ross in being the Lyric Suite.
Ha. Chamber Concerto. "Ridiculously complicated." Well, they're half right.
I also am the chamber concerto.
I got stuck with "You are Berg's final and perhaps greatest masterpiece, his opera "Lulu", unfinished at his death at 50 from an insect bite. You are dirty, sexual, amoral and free to do as you please. You carry several diseases."Huh? (Let's see, spinto soprano, Scorpio, redhead...) Oh, alright already, damnit!A Vivaldi one would be nice. I'd like to be, uh, Spring.
Hmm, I got the "Lyric Suite". This could be fun: "What legume are you?" "What Miles Davis album are you?" "What kind of bagel are you?" I'm seeing lots of possibilities for franchising...